Things I desparately need

I found something I desparately need. This

King of Meat grilling apron. How sweet is that? I'm really hoping the weather turns warm soon so I can fire up my grill.

In other news, these photos are hilarious. I am not a big fan of Jake Gyllenhal, but these are priceless. Jake Gyllenhal drunk at pre-oscar show.

Well if I'm going to try and embarass a celebrity. I will try and make myself a celebrity by showing embarassing video. This is me. No, I did not know the camera was in "movie" mode. I thought I was posing for a still shot. Mr. Stinkhead drunk and dancing... as the pope.

Ok, get your entries for the Happy Birthday MPb contest in soon!